Is this true wisdom, or have I played to much video games?

There isn't any nuggets of wisdom in this text. This is just information about the video game character. If there was wisdom inherent in the transcript, it would come in the form of a quote from the character. The only quote is "Don't be afraid of me young ones! It's only me, Wrinkly Kong". No wisdom there. If it was not in a quote, it would definitely be in the text itself. It is just information though. No life altering messages included.