Centipede Joke, bit long but sorta funny, let me kno wat u think.?

ok, there is this guy who just had his heart broken by the love of his life and he is devestated, so his mates tell him to go get a pet to take his mind of it, so he goes to the pet store n asks the guy "im looking for a pet to get my mind of my girlfriend but i dnt want a dog or cat" the guy at the pet store goes "i have the perfect thing, follow me" so he goes n shows the guy a centipede, the guy goes "wat i dnt want a centipede" the shop guy goes " NO its not jst any centipede it talks" the guy is like "ok il take it", he takes it home and decides to ask the centipede if he wants to go to the pub, so he goes up 2 the centipede n goes "hey, centepiede u wanna go to the pub" then waits and no answer, so he is like ok maybe he didnt hear me, so he leans closer "hey centipede wanna go to the pub" the centipede screams back"i herd u the first time im jst puttin on my F*cking shoes............